This is the conversation that I had with Siri the other day, who was clearly giving me attitude.
Me: "Siri, play Danza Kuduro"
Siri: "Will, I couldn't find "dumb f*ck" in your music."
Me: "Did you just call me a "dumb f*ck"?"
Siri: "Would you like me to call "dumb f*ck" from now on?"
Me: No, Siri. B*tch.
Siri: I respect you. (why do I feel like...in my spirit...there was a super duper side eye with that statement)
Me: Damn, I'm sorry, Siri.
Siri: It's all good, Will.
I'm convinced that Siri is "urban." #imjustsayin
